A free build your own CH-66 Comanche helicopter
out of card thing that came with a computer game magazine. People
with sense would have said "what kind of sad bint would waste
the time building that piece of kak" and slung it in the
bin.
Well, not me! And so i set about wasting
a good 2 hours of my life cutting out tiny fiddley bits of card
and getting the f**king b**tards to stick with my f**king s**t
glue which couldn't stick blue tack to a piece of f**king fly
paper.
A frustrating waste of time immortalized
via the gift of digital camera...
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All my hard work to achieve this feat of
engineering. Its almost like looking at the real thing.
2 hours to make and notice it still didn't quite stick on
that bit at the front but by this time I didn't care- I
just wanted to enjoy the fruits of my work- as surly something
so difficult to build would entertain me for weeks on end!
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During the first 7 seconds of it's life
my Comanche brought me so much fun i couldn't put it in
to words- i was whooshing it about in my hand doing all
the noises- I was having a truly great time.
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After the first 10 seconds of so i had done
all the whooshing I could and my mouth was getting dry and
i was starting to wonder why I had bothered
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Deep despair and wonder overwhelmed me as,
with a blank face, I found my self thinking of all the other
things I could have done in that wasted 2 hours.
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Engulfed by sadness and frustration I punished
the helicopter for wasting my life. It really did
make me feel better.