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| Name : |
Thomas "mushy peas- diarrhea"
Williams |
| Fav Adventure : |
The Bee's |
| Quote : |
"My life's gone downhill since being kicked out from
the elite" |
| Our Comments : |
A bitter and twisted ex member of S&Co.
If you manage to tolerate more than an hour of this mans driveling
banter then you are a skilled and strong individual, suitable
perhaps for SAS selection. We love him really...until he speaks.
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| Level of respect from SHAWSON&Co. : |
13% |
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| Name : |
Neil "TrampOshay" Hampshire |
| Fav Adventure : |
"Yapton Beerex" - Naturally |
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| Our Comments : |
Neil is truly one of the legend crew- being a feelow promoter of real ale and real cider with Wodders and Shawson, he is slowly becoming a shawson&co regular helping to produce some truly classic nights out. He still has a big tongue though, like an Alsation. |
| Level of respect from SHAWSON&Co. : |
97% |
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| Name : |
Mark "Brother B" Bernett |
| Fav Adventure : |
"Yapton Beerex" - Clearly |
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| Our Comments : |
More than earning enough respect from S&co team- he brought
his home brew comedy to the Yapton Beerex adventure, making
it very something indeed. We Salute YOU! |
| Level of respect from SHAWSON&Co. : |
97% |
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| Name : |
Natasha "Tish" Hampshire |
| Fav Adventure : |
Uno Stopo, Beerex |
| Quote : |
Second The Best, First The Worst |
| Our Comments : |
Shawsons "pocket sized" girl friend, and Neil Hampshires lil' Sis- Tish is a wacky lass, with a thirst for adventure and Strongbow... Appearing at Reading 2004 (Gallery should be up when I can be assed) Tash is a regular Gig-attendee- and touched Fred Durst @ Limp Bizkit- Legendary!! |
| Level of respect from SHAWSON&Co. : |
84% |
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| Name : |
Lucy Brazier |
| Fav Adventure : |
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| Quote : |
"I think I'm extreme- i put up with you don't I?!" |
| Our Comments : |
Lucy loved
the site so much she actually went out with Shawson for almost 2 years! Shes appeared in many of the new galleries, and
gave me the inspiration for the whole concept of the new site
layout! legend. |
| Level of respect from SHAWSON&Co. : |
85% |
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| Name : |
Dezmond "Baby Hands" |
| Fav Adventure : |
NewQuay 2004 |
| Quote : |
"hey there little boy- wanna come see the puppy in the back of my van?" |
| Our Comments : |
Dez redeemed himself at newquay this year, during the construction of the biggest sand castle ever concieved, built with the rest of the SHAWSON&Co crew- his wall finishing skills were next to none, and he was out every night "larging it"!! Respect! |
| Level of respect from SHAWSON&Co. : |
92% |
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| Name : |
Tim "Pie" Pearce |
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| Our Comments : |
Appearing for Shawsons birthday dinner- in the same pose
throughout the night. A top bloke who will help you out when
you need it and college colleague to Foss, Shawson, Amos and
Dom.
"He's a human droid set on 'Default' Emotion",
Wodders |
| Level of respect from SHAWSON&Co. : |
47% |
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| Name : |
Hammi! |
| Fav Adventure : |
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| Quote : |
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| Our Comments : |
He's a German!!!! Well no, but he did go to school in germany.
Hammi is a legend of old. An associate of the whole of SHAWSON&Co
and an all round good guy! The fact that he actually licked
his own nipple for this picture means it would be rude to give
him less than... |
| Level of respect from SHAWSON&Co. : |
62% |
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| Name : |
Oscar |
| Fav Adventure : |
Cat Nip |
| Quote : |
prrrr prrrr |
| Our Comments : |
Shawsons animal based counter-part for 7 years. Having lost
an eye during 'Nam, Oscar has been propelled to cult like following
since his appearance in the cat nip adventure along with extras
such as Jaffer.
(78 Birds, 176 Mice, 3 Moles, 17 Confirmed Gooks During Nam) |
| Level of respect from SHAWSON&Co. : |
87% |
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| Name : |
Jaffer |
| Fav Adventure : |
Cat Nip |
| Quote : |
Roar |
| Our Comments : |
A mighty feline, which just falls just short of the legendary
status of Shawson's own Oscar. (note the limp paw, perhaps a
feline of homosexual persuasion)
(53 Bird Kills, 194 Mice Kills, 1 Bat, 1 Small Dog) |
| Level of respect from SHAWSON&Co. : |
86.9% |
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| Name : |
Rachel McKellar |
| Fav Adventure : |
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| Our Comments : |
Amos's lil sister, and again a good friend to Shawson &
the rest of the team. Well worthy of the respect rating of... |
| Level of respect from SHAWSON&Co. : |
81% |
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| Name : |
Zak A.A. Hampshire |
| Fav Adventure : |
Tishes House Party!! |
| Quote : |
*Roof* BEEEERRR |
| Our Comments : |
Tishes alcoholic dog, with a seemingly limitless supply of alcohol fueled energy. He made a real effort to get spotted by the SHAWSON&Co talent spotters, and it paid off.... |
| Level of respect from SHAWSON&Co. : |
80% |
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| Name : |
Anthony "Timotei" Wadlow |
| Fav Adventure : |
The Bees |
| Quote : |
Umm err Hugh.. could you drive me to the station? |
| Our Comments : |
Wodders little bro. A groupie that spreads the good word of Shawson&Co around his College and friends! A failed Shampoo advert model he now attempts to be as extreme as his Legend Bro, but falls just short, good effort with the fireball tho… |
| Level of respect from SHAWSON&Co. : |
78% |
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| Name : |
Rob Dunne |
| Fav Adventure : |
Tish's House Party |
| Quote : |
Real men sort it out in the showers.... |
| Our Comments : |
Guitarist for uncle blowfish (see below) and all round legend- attending tishes house party (a forth coming gallery) proving his legendary drinking status downing a bottle of a horrific drink in a mere four attempts! legend who has earnt... |
| Level of respect from SHAWSON&Co. : |
82% |
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| Name : |
Uncle Blowfish |
| Fav Adventure : |
N/A |
| Quote : |
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| Our Comments : |
Our very first Band of groupies!!!!!! The awesome L.A. based uncle blowfish! Check out them at their web site; www.uncleblowfish.com Consisting of Rob Dunne, Craig Hendry, Robbie Collins and Becky Holloway. |
| Level of respect from SHAWSON&Co. : |
95% |
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| Name : |
Clare Tompsett |
| Fav Adventure : |
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| Quote : |
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| Our Comments : |
A good mate of Shawson, Baggy and Foss- Clare is a good laugh
and a top lass whos always up for having a laugh. Bless her
cotton socks! |
| Level of respect from SHAWSON&Co. : |
76% |
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| Name : |
Jen aka "Jensus" |
| Fav Adventure : |
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| Quote : |
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| Our Comments : |
Amate of Shawsons and a super happy girly who seems to be
constantly chirpy! It's almost errie.... |
| Level of respect from SHAWSON&Co. : |
73% |
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| Name : |
Chris "Captain Scarlet"
Smith |
| Fav Adventure : |
Armage-ted-don |
| Quote : |
"ARGH LAG" |
| Our Comments : |
Ahh Chris Smith. Our 2nd Official Fan- and owner of the illustrious
BulletPain Empire which graciously Hosts SHAWSON&Co keeping
us on the net for free! If it wasn't for chris you wouldn't
be reading this now! |
| Level of respect from SHAWSON&Co. : |
88% |
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| Name : |
Dan Dubi |
| Fav Adventure : |
halnaked chalk pits/ My Own Commanche Helicopter [mini gallery] |
| Quote : |
"Quote? can u make one up for me ? im not good" |
| Our Comments : |
No Shit- Just DUBI- Without this man there would be no music on the gallery!he tracked it down against all odds. A good laugh out on the piss, Dubi has earnt himself a more than healthy... |
| Level of respect from SHAWSON&Co. : |
92% |
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| Name : |
Dave Thomas |
| Fav Adventure : |
Amsterdam '04 |
| Quote : |
"never piss into the wind.... or you will get covered with piss" |
| Our Comments : |
Sam "Romeo" Thomas's (See below) Lil Bro- who actuall pierced one of his testicles with a safety pin! He is the guitarist in the awesome punk band "The Experiments" and did I mention he pierced one of his testicles with a safety pin!? That alone earns him an awe-inspiring... |
| Level of respect from SHAWSON&Co. : |
87% |
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| Name : |
Pete "Choda Boy" Wakeford |
| Fav Adventure : |
Halnaked Chalkpits |
| Quote : |
life is like a pube on a toilet seat....sooner or later you
get pissed off! |
| Our Comments : |
Pete went to college with Shawson, Amos and Foss- has however
been out of action for over a year with his heart problem! Looking
forward to seeing him with his new heart at The Extreme Eating
BBQ/ Ali's Birthday BBQ! |
| Level of respect from SHAWSON&Co. : |
80% |
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| Name : |
P. Bath |
| Fav Adventure : |
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| Quote : |
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| Our Comments : |
Our very first Official Fan. None of us know him, he discovered
our site and loved it, contacting Shawson via MSN to become
an official fan. |
| Level of respect from SHAWSON&Co. : |
76% |
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| Name : |
Geoff White |
| Fav Adventure : |
The BEEEEE's |
| Quote : |
I'm trying so desperately hard to figure out why kamikaze
pilots wore helmets |
| Our Comments : |
Ahh Geoffry. In the lan pics from when we were all whipper
snappers (these galleries will be put up soon). An interesting
person to know who is never short of a witty comment or quote
to keep you amused. Recently seen at alis BBQ- he will be in
our "geek
tag" gallery soon! |
| Level of respect from SHAWSON&Co. : |
51% |
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| Name : |
Lottie Gann |
| Fav Adventure : |
Geek Tagging |
| Quote : |
"getting wasted is fun and funny to watch" |
| Our Comments : |
Lottie- a mate of Lucy's and Mine- lottie is a wacky lass
who knows what SHAWSON&Co is about. Bless her- she gets
a healthy... |
| Level of respect from SHAWSON&Co. : |
80% |
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| Name : |
Sam "Romeo" Thomas |
| Fav Adventure : |
Armage-ted-don |
| Quote : |
Gay-mate 'innit- larging it from the LA streets- Lee satchel
ya bastard. |
| Our Comments : |
One of Wodders associates; He might be some "toff army officer"
but we value him and his toffee friends support, and appreciation
of our "wackyness". |
| Level of respect from SHAWSON&Co. : |
72% |
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| Name : |
Alex Ottley |
| Fav Adventure : |
Armage-ted-don |
| Quote : |
Stay Off The Crack |
| Our Comments : |
A good mate of Shawson, Foss and Amos from college. Showing
a keen interest in 'herbal alternatives' to oxygen, Alex most
noted for his invention of the word 'Kospill' which is still
in use today as a classic put down, describing a small mushroom-like
penis. |
| Level of respect from SHAWSON&Co. : |
85% |
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| Name : |
Bethan Greatorex |
| Fav Adventure(s) : |
either the bee's, armage-ted-don, uno stoppo, the hole or my own commanche helicopter |
| Quote : |
"dont diss the internet- it might hear you"
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| Our Comments : |
Ah Beth. Like Jen, Beth really does make me laugh- she's one of the few true quality littlehampton lasses and a real groupy, who actually knows the site better than I do. For her dedication above and beyond the call of duty for a groupy, beth gets... |
| Level of respect from SHAWSON&Co. : |
71% |
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| Name : |
Josie Moyce |
| Fav Adventure : |
bees/public nipple exposure |
| Quote : |
"if i was like this around everyone, i'd have more friends....." |
| Our Comments : |
one of Beth's vertically challanged mates, a massive crystal palace fan who despite being small has a deadly bite. So Beth said anyway. Pure visciousness alone gets her |
| Level of respect from SHAWSON&Co. : |
63% |
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| Name : |
Alex Jenks |
| Fav Adventure : |
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| Quote : |
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| Our Comments : |
What a mess. Seen here with "I'm A Fat Twat" written
across his GUT along with the names of Shawson
& Wodders who "tagged" him in permanent marker
while he was pissed, this is Alex at his best. Always getting
pissed. |
| Level of respect from SHAWSON&Co. : |
3% |
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| Name : |
Craig (I'll be back) Bennett |
| Fav Adventure : |
The Hole |
| Quote : |
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| Our Comments : |
Craig is the boy friend of the fantastche Rosie (scroll up a bit) and SHAWSON&Co's 2nd Official Fan! (After P. Bath of course) For having such a cool girl friend and loving S&Co so much, we give him.... |
| Level of respect from SHAWSON&Co. : |
75% |
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| Name : |
Sid "Slippers" Pearce |
| Fav Adventure : |
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| Quote : |
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| Our Comments : |
Another member of the BulletPain team, however he looses respect points for making us remove our link to "rotten.com"!!! Recently I upped his respect from 52 to 67 as he went out on a limb to show he was a bigger fan of me than he was Wodders. Wodders was not amused. He will be featuring in the "geek tag" gallery coming soon! |
| Level of respect from SHAWSON&Co. : |
73% |
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| Name : |
Kell |
| Fav Adventure : |
Armage-ted-don |
| Quote : |
do u eat lamb? well rememba! we shag um, u eat um!!!! |
| Our Comments : |
Those crazy Welsh! A mate of Shawson and Deans. She's a Wacky Welsh girl with a pierced nipple, Earning her 70% respect but then the welsh thing nocks it back down to 55%! We love you really Kell! |
| Level of respect from SHAWSON&Co. : |
55% |
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| Name : |
Frith Timbers |
| Fav Adventure : |
Bagg To The Future |
| Quote : |
Hehe Isn't The Piss Picture Pretty |
| Our Comments : |
Another valued bitch from Wodders following. |
| Level of respect from SHAWSON&Co. : |
31% |
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| Name : |
Rosie Cartwright |
| Fav Adventure : |
The Hole |
| Quote : |
i smile bcoz i av no idea wot is going on |
| Our Comments : |
Ah Rosie, another of Shawsons good mates- She's a funny lass, who went to the trouble of making a special picture just for this section, with a banner, and she even posted it to Shawson attached to a paper airplane, having been inspired my post the toast. Effort alone earns her... |
| Level of respect from SHAWSON&Co. : |
58% |
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| Name : |
Matt "Clark Beanford" Penfold |
| Fav Adventure : |
The BEEEEE's/ Armage-ted-don/ Halnaked Chalkpits |
| Quote : |
'Shawson and co- The site where all the stupid things u've always wanted to do in ur wildest moments are actually carried out by stupid ppl' |
| Our Comments : |
Bean is a crazy student- studying up at liver pool- occasionally popping down out on the lash with the lads. Committed to the SHAWSON&Co cause. Unwittingly partaking in the "Splinter Cell Covert Video". Well Done.
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| Level of respect from SHAWSON&Co. : |
85% |
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| Name : |
Fil Miles |
| Fav Adventure : |
halnaked chalkpits/
SHAWSON&Co War Movie "Battle of halnaker chalk pits" |
| Quote : |
"don't be sorry just improve" |
| Our Comments : |
Ah yes Fil. Well I dated his sister for a while so we can't give him rock bottom, as much as we'd like to. Just be thankful its not a hair based assessment. Pissing us off thru Amsterdam, and everyting else he attends, has nocked him down to a microscopic... |
| Level of respect from SHAWSON&Co. : |
.00063% |
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